You must not be reading my responses to your previous posts. You took me to task over the gun issue and then failed to respond when I said I was an NRA supporter who votes even more conservative than the GOP. Many very conservative people think Wal-Mart is not good for small communities. And no amount of money could get me to vote for Obama.

As much as you seem to love Wal-Mart and their communist China connection, I gotta wonder just where your sympathies lie.

Wal-Mart was a great company when Sam Walton was alive. I had some respect for the company back then.

But the kinds of shenanigans Wal-Mart pulls today are beneath Sam Walton and would have the man firing the current leadership left and right.

I’ve listed a few of those things here on this blog. The things I’ve listed are the same things Sam would be kicking butt over.

So I guess you’re an apologist for the way Wal-Mart is now, rather than the way it used to be when Sam was running things. You know, back when they supported American businesses and didn’t promote China ahead of the red, white, and blue. Who is the real communist here?

I know you don’t want to believe this, but one of the reasons our economy is in the shape it is in right now is Wal-Mart. Gas prices, too. It’s a complex thing to consider and I know people would rather talk about moronic, liberal white people burdened with guilt than deal with the truth.

Hey, as long as you can buy more cheap junk to fill your house with, who cares, right?

Man…oh, man.

#82 Hating Corporations
March 5, 2008 by clander

One of the more popular white person activities of the past fifteen years is attempting to educate others on the evils of multi-national corporations. White people love nothing more than explaining to you how Wal*Mart, McDonalds, Microsoft, Halliburton are destroying the Earth’s culture and resources.

While the growth of multi-national corporations can be attributed to a number of complex social, economic and political factors, many white people prefer to take the word of two trusted sources: No Logo and AdBusters.

Published in 2000, No Logo has been responsible for more white person “enlightenment” than any book since the burning of the library at Alexandria. By reading this one magic book, white people are able to get a full grasp on the evils of multi-national corporations and then regurgitate it to friends and family.

Advanced white people will supplement No Logo with a subscription to AdBusters, where they will learn how to subvert corporate culture and return it to the masses. Specifically, this means taking ads and redoing them to give a negative message about a product. Apparently the belief is that when other people see this ad, they will be hit with an epiphany that their entire existence has been a Matrix-style manufactured universe.

If you plan to engage in lengthy conversations or get high with white people it is recommended that you read No Logo or one issue of AdBusters. Failing that, it is acceptable to buy a copy to leave on your coffee table. When white people see it, they will recognize you as someone who can see through the advertising and has a proper perspective on life.

When engaging in a conversation about corporate evils it is important to NEVER, EVER mention Apple Computers, Target or Ikea in the same breath as the companies mentioned earlier. White people prefer to hate corporations that don’t make stuff that they like.

Following these simple steps can help you gain the trust and respect of white people in a relatively short period of time.